Yep, Nascar cereal. A limited two-box tribute to the King of the Big Left Turn. Start your day off right with a bowl of tasty oat morsels shaped like fours and threes then steer your car into traffic and put the pedal to the metal. Yeehaw!
The search for pure energy is over! Fuel up with Atomic! Brand Coffee Beans and run at full throttle all day long. Due to the unique Manhattan Roasting Process (patent pending,) Atomic! won't let you down with a lackluster spark. It's perfect to drink at home, work, or the fall-out shelter and it's safe for the whole family. Fuel your family into the future with Atomic!
From out behind the Camaro on blocks that's rusting next to the dumpster comes the baddest cat in town! Alley Cat Coffee Beans jolt you awake like a screeching cat in heat. Pour yourself a steaming hot cup of java brewed from Alley Cat and strut your stuff throughout the day. It's good morning, noon, or night.
From the farthest reaches of the known universe comes Area 51 Conspiracy Blend Coffee Beans. We can neither confirm nor deny their existence, but if they do exist, they make a stellar cup o' joe. Unofficially, the official coffee of any and all top secret desert research facilities. Off the record, of course.
Reign supreme over the urban jungle with Royal Brand Coffee Beans. Lesser coffees leave you week and sickly, ripe for the big cats to pick you off. Don't let it happen to you! Be on top of your game at the top of the food chain with Royal Brand Coffee.
If you like coffee, you'll love Bob's Java Hut Super Speedway Espresso Beans. Their hi-revving formula ensures super viscosity and quick starts in the morning. Be first off the line and first across the line with Super Speedway Coffee!
Vegas Baby! Don't get burned gambling with inferior coffees. Let it ride with Lucky 7 Coffee Beans and be a winner at the table every time. Lucky 7 Coffee in no way condones gambling or early morning caffeine dependence. Any such perception is purely a coincidence. Drink up.
When Caribou Coffee finds a particularly tasty bean available in limited quantities only, they release them under the Roastmaster's Reserve label. This label is reserved for the rarest of coffee beans picked from far off mountainsides by a guy named Juan. Sketched, picked, roasted, and drank...all by hand.
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